I need a designer leather box... Maybe Prada will make one for me.

A grown man simply cannot be seen in public sipping on a "juice box." But I find them to be very convenient in design, and just the right amount of juice for consumption. But I haven't worked up the nerve yet to stride into the boardroom, juice box in hand, ready for a "power meeting." It simply won't do. Therefore I'm on the hunt for a more "masculine" container to hold my juice boxes. Let's face it, if someone on MTV was seen sipping on a juice box, it would be instantly en vogue. I, on the other hand, must blaze the juice box trail alone! Giddyup!