Things We've Learned From the Movies:

I didn't write this, but wish I had.

Things We've Learned From the Movies:
1. Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people - whether they are employed or not.
2. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
3. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.
4. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.
5. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
6. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
7. Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
8. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.
9. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
10. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off-even while scuba diving.
11. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
12. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
13. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
14. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
15. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.