Nothing would please me more...

...than to see Hillary run for president in 2008. Please, please, please. Watching her give her concession speech through tear-filled eyes on national television would be richly delicious for more reasons that I will elaborate on at this particular moment.

But for now I'm ordering a Hillary for president button from http://www.cafepress.com/buttonzup. I'll place it next to my Monica Lewinsky buttons among my extensive political memorabilia collection. You may want one too.

If she does in fact run, I will dedicate my every free moment to driving a political stake through her cold, calculating "heart." This one is pure evil folks and as slick as they come.