For Kentucky Wildcats' fans...

A Duke family of basketball supporters headed out one Saturday to shop for the youngest boy's birthday. While in the sports shop the son picks up a Kentucky jersey and says to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Kentucky Wildcats fan and I would like this Kentucky jersey for my birthday".

His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him on the head and says, "Go talk to mother". Off goes the little lad with the jersey in hand and finds his mother. "Mom?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Wildcats fan and I would like this jersey for my birthday".

The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him on the head and says, "Go talk to your father!" Off he goes with the Kentucky jersey in hand and finds his father. "Dad?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be a Wildcats fan and I would like this jersey for my birthday". The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son on the head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"

About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've learned something today?" The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have." "Good son, what is it?"

The son replies, "I've only been a Kentucky fan for an hour and I already hate you Duke bastards."