Sunday, October 03, 2004

Welcome to Big Bob's Brave New World

Settle in friends and neighbors, grab a seat, buckle yourself in and prepare for a journey of epic proportions. The world as we knew it is rapidly changing and innocence is fading. The suits and sanitizers are threatening to overrun us, ignorance is swirling all around us, and the small children are frightened--and rightfully so. The conventional wisdom is not conventional here.

It is now up to a handful of us to take action. You, me, and a few others along the way. It is our job to navigate this ship with delicate precision through the propoganda and popular opinion, until we reach higher ground. This is your captain speaking, Big Bob, and I welcome you aboard. I caution you that the voyage ahead will be difficult but I also promise you that we will arrive at our ultimate destination: Enlightenment.

The rules of this ship are as follows:
1. The captain is in charge here. Challenge at your own peril.
2. Be civil or you will be beheaded. This is your only warning.
3. Insanity, impudence, insolence, and ignorance will not be tolerated.
4. Action speaks louder than words.
5. Speak only when you truly have something of value to say. Otherwise, be quiet or be gone.

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